God's Billboards


This year
All years
The following combines two different emails,
one from Florida and one from Texas.
Duplicates have been removed.

These messages have appeared on billboards and buses in Ft.
Lauderdale, FL during September, October, and November (1998).
The Smith Agency in charge of the advertising campaign said an
anonymous individual is footing the bill. They have caused quite
a stir. Here are the messages:

Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before The Game.
-God

C'mon Over And Bring The Kids.
-God

What Part Of "Thou Shalt Not ..." Didn't You Understand?
-God

We Need To Talk.
-God

Keep Using My Name In Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer.
-God

Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage.
-God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" Thing, I Meant It.
-God

I Love You ... I Love You ... I Love You.
-God

Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place? Follow Me.
-God

Big Bang Theory? You've Got To Be Kidding.
-God

My Way Is The Highway. Need Directions?
-God

You Think It's Hot Here?
-God

Tell The Kids I Love Them.
-God

Need A Marriage Counselor? I'm Available.
-God

Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test.
-God

Some new billboards are getting attention in Dallas. They included
most of those listed above, with the following additions.
The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine
print or sponsoring organization is included.

I love you and you and you and you and...
-God

Will the road you're on get you to my place?
-God

Follow me.
-God

Need directions?
-God

Do you have any idea where you're going?
-God

Don't make me come down there.
-God