| This year |
| All years |
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning
home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two
girl kittens. "How did you know," his mother asked? "Daddy picked them
up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
Another three-year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the
left was on the right foot. "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He
looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom. I KNOW
they're my feet."
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to
go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of
the room asked, "How will that help?"
A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran
up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a sea gull lay
dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and
went to Heaven" the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
After the church service, a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm
going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but
why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've
ever had."