| This year |
| All years |
 Young Putin was serious. |
 Young Obama was a pot-smoking clown. |
 Putin: Blackbelt in Judo. |
 Obama: winces like a girl at the sight of Judo. |
 Putin rides horses. |
 Obama rides girlie bicycle with helmet. |
 Putin plays with loaded rifles. |
 Obama ......... plastic squirt guns. |
 Putin power-swims in cold lakes. |
 Flabby Obama wades in the Hawaii shallows. |
 Putin drinks his beer like a man. |
 Obama: pinky extended, eyes shut. |
 Putin: Formula I race cars. |
 Obama ..... well. |
 Putin: Navy speedboats |
 Obama: Boogie boards |
 Putin is muscular. |
 Obama is a skinny legged runt. |
  Putin fishes like a man. |
 Obama .........well. |
 Putin controls his dog without a leash. |
 Obama's dog walks him! |
 Putin proudly sings his nation's anthem. |
 Obama doesn't care! |
 Putin sits like a man. |
 Obama sits like one of the girls. |
 Putin: Eye of the Tiger |
 Obama: Feminine look & stupid, plastic smile. |
 Putin folk dances with REAL women. |
 Obama girly dances with lesbians. |
 Putin married this soft spoken beauty. |
 Obama ...... well ... |
 Rumor: Putin's mistress |
 Rumor: Obama's "mistress" |
 Putin is great with babies. |
 Babies don't like Obama. |
 Putin looks China's president in the eye. |
 Obama bows like a weak dog. |
 Putin looks the Saudi king in the eye. |
 Why does Obama bow? |
 Putin looks Japan's emperor in the eye. |
 What's wrong with this idiot? |
 Putin has a tough-guy book cover. |
 Obama ... well. |
 Putin has a tough looking magazine cover. |
 Obama is an embarrassment to America!! |