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"At McDees I ordered fries. The girl behind the counter asked, 'Would you like fries with that?'" ...
"If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then of what is an empty desk a sign?" Albert Einstein. ...
"Seeing someone reading a book you love is seeing a book recommending a person."
"One of the hardest decisions you'll ever make in life is whether to walk away or try harder." ...
"I did the math; we can't afford The Dog," The Cat.
Connecitcut Yankee heaved waist-high, heavy wet snow from his front walk. Wife called from the cracked open front door, "Phone's for you, Honey." Angrily Yankee retorted, "If it's my brother in Arizona, I don't want to talk to him!"
I LOVE Jewish humor: A Jewish business man in Brooklyn sent his son to Israel to absorb the homeland culture. The son returned and exclaimed, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity." Father moaned, "Oy, what have I done!" He ask his friend Jacob what to do. Jake said, "Funny you should ask. I sent my son to Israel; he also came back a Christian. Let's ask the rabbi what to do." The rabbi said, "Funny you should ask. My son went to Israel and he, too, came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people? We should talk to God and ask Him what to do. The three men prayed together, explaining what had happened to their sons. A voice boomed from Heaven, "Funny you should ask; I sent my son to Israel ..."